redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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