It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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