Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
This baby is an asshole
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Randomize
