can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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