If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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