I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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