I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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