Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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