My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
We have so much sex to catch up on
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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