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(586): View more from Michigan

More tranny stories later!

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(209): View more from California

Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.

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ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.

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(417): View more from Missouri

I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.

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(214): View more from Texas

My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.

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(513): View more from Ohio

i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest

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(913): View more from Kansas

So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.

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