i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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