I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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