great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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