My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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