Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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