gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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