You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
