Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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