i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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