Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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