the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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