I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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