literally had 100 drinks last night.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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