It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Randomize