if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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