You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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