hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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