He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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