thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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