if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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