That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I will pee on everything he values.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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