Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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