Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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