Plan B is the new Plan A
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
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I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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