You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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