there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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