Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
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