I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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