we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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