I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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