I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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