I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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