Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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