We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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