Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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