the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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