Where is the hickey?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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