Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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