Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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