have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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