yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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