quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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