You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
vagina is talking i cant
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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