Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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