Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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