The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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